Perhaps my favorite line from Battlestar Galactica.
Amy: If you don’t use this line with Sam, start.
My mum only lied to me about one thing—
she said there was a God.
—Ricky Gervais
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BAMF of the Day: Bill Murray accepts the Scream Award for best horror movie on behalf of Zombieland while decked out in full Ghostbusters gear.
Good thing it was caught on camera or no one would have believed it.
[ap / ls.]
UPDATE: Additional pics here. (thanks dan!)
This is a strange, wonderful act of beauty.
Like we need another reason to love Bill Murray.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagd1loQ1T1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
BAMF of the Day: Bill Murray accepts the Scream Award for best horror movie on behalf of Zombieland while decked out in full Ghostbusters gear.
Good thing it was caught on camera or no one would have believed it.
UPDATE: Additional pics here. (thanks dan!)
This is a strange, wonderful act of beauty.
Like we need another reason to love Bill Murray.
(Source: thedailywhat)
I saw a middle-aged lady with a legit, honest-to-God, not-even-joking, full color “realistic” tattoo of this image:
with “New Moon” written under it in the copyrighted font. I stared. I couldn’t help but stare. I felt like an anthropologist observing a member of some legendary ancient tribe…
If I were as articulate as you, I would have more exciting words to use than AHHHHHHHHH
I can vouch. I have seen this woman in Safeway. I wasn’t sure whether it was a dark, terrible dream or not.
Full trailer for Pokemon: Apokelypse. It’s fan-made, but hopefully it’ll light fires under some butts to get this puppy produced. A girl can dream. In any case, this’ll give y’all a giggle.
I was going to shop Justin Bieber’s head onto a Bibarel and call it Bieberel because that’s a little bit funny, so why not, and I started doing it and Amy asked what I was doing and then she said that I should check to see if anybody else has done it already so I Googled it and DUH somebody had done it already so I stopped.
I didn’t say it was a great story.
sam it’s ok i will still date you.
Haha very much the same thing happened to me. Except it was Obama’s head on the body of Baraka from the Mortal Kombat games (Barakabama). It had just BEEN DONE.
DAMN STRAIGHT BITCHES.
Jesus IS on twitter. http://twitter.com/JesusHChrist
Hahahaha my favorite Jesus tweet:
“Solved that Sudoku. In case you were wondering.”
So this is where all those Bayeux Tapestry memes come from.
Interesting fact about the bayeux tapestry: it’s not a tapestry, it’s embroidery.
wa-bam, nerdy fibers fact of the day.
Another fun fact about the Bayeux Tapestry: I’ve effing SEEN it. With my EYES.
Shut the hell up, Teej, you bastard.
(I said it for you, in anticipation)
